Ali Assem

The honest macOS tune-up — diagnoses what's actually slow, fixes only what's safe & reversible, scores your Mac 0-100. One bash script, zero dependencies, macOS 11-26, Apple Silicon + Intel.

Sideloaded Streaming App (VIP/HDFlix) – Remote Kill‑Switch, Forensic Recovery & Fix

Reverse-engineer what makes a comedian funny — laughter-anchored, cross-lingual — and reuse the technique to write your own jokes. Local transcription, two-layer profiles, technique not theft.

Homebrew tap for MacTune — brew install ali-expandings/mactune/mactune

On-demand marketing critic skill for Claude Code: grades an asset, names the one highest-leverage fix, learns your taste, finds skill gaps. No silent watching, no auto-install.